Sunday, December 26, 2010

Bowie's Cock.. My Mouth.. Meant to Be!

A sex symbol that I happened to be "thinkin of" today...



My Bowie Evolution - When I was a kid, say 1994, he creeped me out with his narrow features and deep accent. Not to mention his role in Labyrinth gave me nightmares for weeks.
In 2002 I listened to this entire song "Changes" thoroughly and fell in love with the way my brain felt. ;)
2004 I see him in concert..had crap seats so I rented binoculars and noticed not only a plus size beauty flashing him from the crowd during Suffragette City , but his massive English package in tight jeans.
2010...All I wanna do is swirl on Bowie's Ziggy Stardust

Get your Moonage Daydeam on here!





Friday, September 17, 2010

Telling the World! "I love gay porn!"

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Saturday, May 29, 2010

Lux's Top Ten Sexy Songs for a Girl's Solo Seshes


Women tend to be a little more intimate in the ways of sex and that definitely includes during masturbation. These are the top ten tracks I recommend you add to your iPod for those times when you just can't keep your hands off your sexy self! **Click on any song to check it out!

1. Glory Box - Portishead
2. Is This Real - Lisa Hall
3. Funeral of a Good Girl - Bif Naked
4. Tombstone Baby - Peaches
5. Bitter Sweet Faith - Bitter:Sweet  (yes, the colon is supposed to be there)
6. Ganja Babe - Michael Franti & Spearhead
7. Suntan - The Beach and Tia
8. Crimson and Clover - Joan Jett and the Blackhearts
9. Caress Me Down - Sublime
10. Piece by Piece - Katie Melua

Chosen for their sexy, grinding-quality sound, these songs are no-brainers for the sexiest play list you'll ever make! Don't even hesitate! Just download! Merry masturbating!

Thursday, May 27, 2010

BDSM Gem

Great, big voluptuous titties is the best for proper bdsm tit play. A poem from my fantasies:



Wrapped in rope and popping out through the crisscrossing nylon braids, turning a dark purple-red.
Nipples the hardest and most taut you've ever seen them.
Engorged and whole like ripe jungle fruit, you feel your hand around it squeezing ever so slightly to really weigh that soft heaviness of her bound breast.
She winces in pain, naturally.
That's half the fun for you, her discomfort.
It makes you feel in control and her, weak and gorgeous.
Vulnerable vulnerable vulnerable.
You lean in and stick out your tongue.
Flick and suck her nipples as she writhes around in her rope shackles.
Suck. Nibble. Tug, tug.
She can't move much with the rope laced up between her pussy lips, two strands on either side of her red, swollen clit.
You grab her face by the chin and pull it in to yours, like a pet that has misbehaved...

That's all I have for now.. please stay tuned! =D

Wednesday, March 3, 2010

Ode to My Titties - Part I


Heavy hanging, beautiful beasts
Most gorgeous of their kind, every pupil does feast!
A? B? C? D? No. Not quite.
My chest growing to Es was in no one's foresight.
Even and perky, the softest skin known.
Round and delicious, to the public I've shown!
Eyes bugged and bets made on homegrown or plastic.
These babies are real! Nature's work is fantastic!

Tuesday, March 2, 2010

Spank Your Lover, Not Your Kids


To be upfront about it, I'm a spanking fetishist. Ever since I can remember, the thought of being spanked has turned me on. My parents never spanked me or threatened to, so my spanking kink doesn't stem from my childhood punishments. Growing up as a kid I was put under the authority of pro-spanking adults on several occasions. However, I was a relatively well-behaved child and spankings were never carried out. The thought of them terrified me until I was around 8 years old, then they also made me curious as well as terrified. Then when I hit the blossoming age of 12 I was full-on curious and determined to one day join the adult spanking community I was well aware of as a result of many "spanking" yahoo searches.

Now I am in my early 20s, a veteran spankee to those lucky enough and my porn library is chalk full of punishment videos of many varieties. I am also active in many 'spanking' specific websites and forums. It's a beautiful thing, spanking. Taboo and scary and exciting all at the same time. Russian researchers have shown that playful spanking literally releases more endorphins than exercise, causing euphoria in our lovely minds and bottoms. There's also something completely satisfying about giving in to your inhibitions and handing the power of your body over to someone else. Sexy stuff!

Lately, however, I've stumbled upon shocking actual pro-corporal punishment forums created by parents and perverts that advocate the spanking of children. At the first moment of discovery my stomach dropped and I wanted to vomit. After years of searching and viewing S/M porn on the internet it was only very recently that I've been exposed to what I consider to be true filth online. Articles and posts by the hundreds condoning perverse acts of disciplining children, including graphic recollections of humiliating bare-assed whippings experienced by the writer or doled out by them.

You may have been spanked as a child by an authoritative figure, thinking it's no big deal, but I'll tell you right now why it's wrong. As I've stated earlier, I adulate spanking! It's my primary sexual past time. And its incredibly common amongst kinky society and thee most common fetishes in the BDSM world. Since the beginning of time, spanking has been a method of sexy foreplay. The fact that a popular sexual act is identical to a physical and violent method we use to punish (not to mention mortify) our children is something pro-spanking parents must rethink! And realize that it's sad and disgusting.

Spanking is wonderful for consensual adults and should be kept out of the formula for raising our offspring. Especially when there are many other ways to teach a kid right from wrong.
Now.. that's not to say I don't love a good role play session! I think this naughty young schoolgirl needs to be taken over the knee for a good thrashing! ;-)

Saturday, February 20, 2010

Everything I Know About Sex, I Learned from a John Waters Movie


Forget junior high health class! The king of crude and bizarre comedy, John Waters, is the man who really taught me about sex. His style may make you uncomfortable at first, but by the final scene in any of his movies, you're lettin your hair down and thinkin maybe askin the Fedex guy to join a threesome would be a great idea after all!
When I was 7 years young, I was fortunate enough to watch the movie 'Cry Baby' at a sleepover with one of my girlfriends. That night, the door to my sexual world, which until that point had only been slightly cracked, swung right open with the handle busting a hole in the wall on the other side!
Johnny Depp gave me tingles in all the right spots with his alpha-male swagger and teary eyed vulnerability - just a single tear at a time though..nothing more than absolute necessary to make girl's panties wet. More specifically, a scene (which my mother only managed to censor once out of the two million actual viewings) in which 'Cry Baby' teaches Allison (Amy Locane) how to french kiss, quite explicitly, and cops some tasty feels of Locane's teetons while ravaging her. "Just on the outside of the shirt, okay?" Recalling this scene, even now, makes me hot.

The movie goes on to musically teach us classic lessons like:
-Dress like a slut and get the coolest guy in school
-A girl's "bazooms" are her "weapons"
-There are the good kids and the bad asses, but the gray area in between isn't worth singin about
-A good ol' fashion game of chicken will solve everything

Now, we all have movies that we loved as kids, watched repetitively and maybe still have a ratty vhs copy somewhere, even though you've re-bought it on DVD. 'Cry Baby' was that movie for me.
As time passed, I inhaled John Waters' entire directorial catalog, each movie as perverse and hilarious as the previous. Not to mention informative!

'Pink Flamingos' crossed gross-out lines all over the place with Divine's epic poo-eating scene immersing us head-first into Waters' light-heartedly twisted way of thinking. If you ask anyone under 30 where the term "tea-bagging" came from, they'd say "'Pecker'!" And goodness knows I wouldn't know anything about bears, sploshing, adult infants, upper deckers, feltching or bottoms and tops if it wasn't for 'A Dirty Shame'.

So, my precious perverts, go to Blockbuster tonight, rent a John Waters movie and get ready to spread that mind open, nice and wide.